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Monthly Archives: July 2013

07.25.13
by Michael Patton

What a fix he’s in!

fixture man - July 25, 2013pun

Standard | Posted in cartoon, humor, Michael R. Patton, pun, Uncategorized | Tagged employee, fixture, office | 1 Comment
07.18.13
by Michael Patton

Scuba Doo Be Do

dumpster diving - July 18, 2013pun

Up from the bottom
    of an old pond,
    that duckling
has seen something strange.
      –– Joso (trans. Beilenson/Behn)

Standard | Posted in cartoon, humor, Michael R. Patton, pun, Uncategorized | Tagged dumpster, haiku, scuba | 0 comments
07.11.13
by Michael Patton

Take it, but don’t stainless steal…

fork road - July 11, 2013pun

Standard | Posted in cartoon, humor, Michael R. Patton, pun, Uncategorized | Tagged choice, decision, fork, yogi berra | 0 comments
07.03.13
by Michael Patton

Thinking Freely

fear creates negative - July 2013pun

A truly painful pun.

Standard | Posted in Michael R. Patton, pun, Uncategorized | Tagged courage, fear, flag, freedom, Independence Day, terrorism | 0 comments

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