that tree has balls

hang in there 704w - December 11, 2017pun

“We must, indeed, all hang together, or most assuredly, we shall all hang separately.”
                     — Benjamin Franklin

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great expectations

Mary Christmas - December 24, 2015pun

Let us take a pregnant pause to appreciate our blessings during this holiday season.

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go Mae West, young man

drifted - December 21, 2014pun

West wishes for 2015.

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my gift to you

gifted elf - December 17, 2013pun

In other words: he’s keeping the present!

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The Cat’s Meow

meowy hopping -December 24, 2012pun

Since this is a time of giving thanks…

I’d like to give thanks to this wonderful language we’ve cobbled together for ourselves, with all its wonderful words with all their wonderful sounds.


Not-So-Wise Man

frankincense color - December 16, 2012pun

Hopefully, he came to his “censes”.